Melayu atau Me-layu?

Ok sebelum nak mula citer kena terangkan dulu..saya orang Melayu, agama Islam dan mak ayah saya orang melayu walaupun ada kacukan Thailand. Tapi saya dibesarkan sebagai orang Melayu. Ok, sekarang sudah terbukti yang saya melayu walaupun bukan 100%.

Ok now back to the story..Walaupun saya orang melayu tapi sebenarnya saya akan rasa irritate bila dapat tahu pasal kisah orang-orang melayu yang layak dilenyekkan dengan steamroll..Orang melayu macam mana?? There are too many types of irritating Malays that at 1 point in time u lose count. For example, orang melayu yang buat business. Time nak suruh kita beli barang, cakap punya gah, service kononya hebat sangat. Janji macam-macam sampai kalau nak kira macam tak logik. Tapi bila execution, lebih teruk daripada budak yang baru nak masuk tadika. This just happened to me last 2 week, when my mum gi menggatal nak pasang Streamyx (padahal kat rumah dah guna Celcom Broadband). Jumpa dealer streamyx masa promotion kat Alamanda and after isi all the relevant document, they promise to install everything within three days or worse 1 week. So everything been said and done,we went home hoping that within a week we can use the new service. Tup tup hari ini, which means genap 2 minggu baru call kata nak pasang. Apa kes?? Selalu dengar businessman Melayu cakap kalau business dorang tak laku sebab orang dengki and macam-macam lagi. But the real reason behind it ialah businessman melayu majoritinyer pemalas and suka cari jalan mudah. Lepas tu bila ada bangsa lain maju mulalah nak dengki. Padahal salah sapa??

And kalau cakap pasal orang melayu, kita mesti tak boleh tinggal bab Hiburan. Hiburan ngan orang melayu ni dah sebati. Sebab tu kat TV ada macam-macam program dari program untuk orang muda sampai ke yang dah nak Isya'. Program-program realiti tak payah ceritala. Dah macam-macam, kalah duduk kat Hollywood. Tapi yang peliknyer, dalam banyak-banyak program realiti nih, yang ada substance bley bilang ngan jari tangan kanan je.Program merepek pulak yang banyak. Dari rancangan paling bodoh i.e Akademi Fantasia sampailah ke pertandingan nyanyi bebudak. Apa yang best sangat tengok anak melayu melompat terkinja-kinja? Pastuh menangis and gelak tak tentu hala. Yang mak bapak pun satu, seboleh2 nak bagi anak masuk benda macam ni. Pastu bila anak-anak jadi tak tentu arah sibuk nak salahkan budaya Barat. Where on earth do u get this idea??

Orang melayu memang suka mencari kesalahan orang lain. Walaupun salah tu kecil and tak significant langsung tapi sibuk nak pukul canang bagi seantero dunia tau. Case and point, I went to a bookstore last week and I did come across a book title "Agenda Yahudi". I did some scanning and discover some of the point such as orang yahudi nak sesatkan umat Islam dengan guna Facebook, lalaikan ngan menggunakan hiburan etc. It makes me think. Really?? Does being a FB user makes u sesat?? And I did my own research, almost all reality programmes in Malaysia made by Malay.So kat mana Yahudinyer??I know that some people might say ni semua pengaruh Yahudi. Come on, people! How shallow can you be?? Even kalau betul yahudi nak sesatkan kita, are we too dumb and too weak to say no? Or are we just being ignorant and just love to finger pointing at others. I do admit yang Yahudi selalu ada hidden agenda. So does Malay, ladies and gentleman. So kalau anak melayu terlompat-lompat macam beruk kena belacan, jangan salahkan Yahudi tapi salahkan Akademi Fantasia.

I know some Malay may label me as ungrateful or whatever negative label that come to their mind. And some might already feel the heat. But as a malay, I cannot stand when I look at my own race being ridiculed because of their own stupidity.Dah banyak sangat stereotype pasal orang melayu.Kalau sebut melayu orang akan fikir pasal buang anak, rasuah, poligami, witchcraft and dengki. Susah melayu nak diassociatekan dengan benda yang positive. I'm sick and tired looking at the younger generation acting stupidly in public places. I sick and tired when the Malay politician keep saying 1 thing and only to be doing another. I cannot find a distinct Malay role model. Is being a Malay that bad??No, its not. But being Malay and to see her own race tumbling down is a disaster. I seriously think that 1 day, this race will vanish entirely from the face of the earth and I'm praying hard that it would not happen during my time.

So, a reminder to myself and other Malays out there. Wake up and smell the coffee!! Stop being complacent with what we have, coz it will disappear someday. Embrace learning, be it in a book or from experience. Stop blaming others and start correcting yourself coz no one will help you unless you help yourself. What do you think?

GENIUS Equation

I would like to share something.. This is an email that I received from a colleague of mine. It is a funny email and I do think that the person creating this equation is GENIUS!! Here are the equation that I think that the concept does apply to us.

Equation 1


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: >From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

So, what do you think?

Near weekend post

Yeayyy!! Finally dapat juga tulis blog after tangguh almost a week. Itupun sebab berjaya melarikan diri dari office before 8 p.m, kalau tak memanglah tergendala semua hajat. Tomorrow is weekend, so basically today supposed to be a day to partayyy!! But not for me, coz all I want to do is to spend my weekend sleeping..hakhakhak ni case nak cover a week punya tido.

Ok that is the snapshot of what I'm going to do over the weekend. But this is not why I want to update my blog, though blog ni dah jadi macam diary gue no. 2. ahak. I want to tell you what I felt about being in the work force. Ok,let me start by saying that I work in a banking sector but not private nor government..heee..So basically there will be major difference kalau nak compare ngan orang yang keje ngan Government. Tapi I did think that making this kind of comparison will be fun.

I remember when I was a little girl, my grandma always said to my dad "Hang jangan nak memandai bagi anak hang keje Bank. Aku tamao anak dara hang dok keje sampai malam,balik pukul 2-3 pagi" (Pardon my loghat utara, saya mmg fail bab loghat)..haha if ever my grandma knew what is my profession now, she would make sure my family will not get a penny out of her wealth. Mana taknya, keluar rumah matahari belum muncul then balik plak bila matahari dah hilang. I must admit that working in a bank requires you to finish your work not only on time but urgently. Everything need to be done ASAP. Kalau tak nanti KPI tak sampai. Nak tau apa itu KPI? Tanya dengan orang keje ngan Government..ahak

I must admit that I do enjoy my work and I do enjoy getting paid (hahaha coz I didnt get this kind of salary if I had to work with the Government..I am a materialistic after all). But kena ingat, hanya orang yang berdaya tahan jer yang boleh survive keje in Banking industry. And this is what I've signed for with my blood and sweat (terdramatikla plok...heee). I should consider myself lucky coz I was the first among my classmate to get a job, thanks to the scholarship. Kalau tidak mesti sekarang ni masihla dok menghabiskan beras mak bapak kat rumah..haish..

What ever it is, I must admit that I do love my job though I did experienced shit every now and then. But hey, that is what people called challenge and life without challenges would be so dull. I don't mind working late as long as there is someone else working late too (sapa lagi kalau bukan twinku, Cik Nun..hehehe).

Ignorant can kill

I am a user of public transportation...I use all kind of public transportation during my student days until I'm working. I don't have problem commuting with the public transport. The problem that I always encountered in using the public transportation is ignorant. I don't know why there are some people when they step their foot inside the public transportation, they seem to shut off their logical side of the brain.

I've experienced all kind of ignorant in the public transportation. But the one that really irks me is when people rushing to get into the train/erl/bus/lrt or whatever mode of transportation that we have...Why people? why?? What are you rushing for?? If you are rushing because you are already late, why don't you get the early train? Or maybe you think the train will leave you if you don't rush and push to get your way inside. Whatever it is, it show how ignorant you are. Do you know that it is dangerous to push people just to get into the train? Are you really the type of ignorant people that you cannot even think about this easy stuff? What if you push the people in front of you, and he/she that has already queued up in front (because they are earlier than you) fell between the gap of the train and the platform? Have you ever thought of such thing?

The other thing that really annoyed me is when people doesn't have the empathy to let people in need to seat. Older people, pregnant women or woman with child need this seat more than you do. I have see a few times where a guy just play dumb when they realised that a pregnant woman is standing beside their seat. Where is your chivalry? Are men in this generation have already lose their gentlemeness (i don't think such word exist, but who cares). Did it never occur in your mind that this pregnant lady is tired and need this seat??

Every now and then when I do encounter this kind of situation, I will always speak my mind. Especially when I see people pushing other people for the sake of getting into the train. I've experienced numerous "evil eye" because of my laser mouth.But I just can't stand stupid and ignorant people. You can give me your good for nothing "evil eye" but as a responsible citizen I have a right to tell you that what you are doing is wrong. And mind you, I'm allergic to ignorant people. So what do you think?

Saya yang sangat sibuk...

Whoaa dah lama tak update blog...dah lebih sebulan rupanya..Bukan sebab tak nak update but sebab I'm too busy with work. Banyak benda yang berlaku but tak sempat nak cerita. Dah masuk April baru sedar yang blog ni dah jadi macam blog terbiar.. So let me start with the updates.

Banyak benda jadi time bulan March..I get new friend and I've lost a friend that is so close to my heart (dia tak mati), I've finally changed my mobile phone n telco provider (padan muka Celcom, lain kali pandai2 jaga customer yer), and also like usual I've been dump with tonnes of works...huhu sangat tak best...Ok cerita satu-satu..

Firstly, about making friends, biasalah bagi orang yang mesra alam macam moi, making friends are not difficult..I like to talk and I like to smile, so I guess that is the reason why people can be so comfortable around me tho sometimes I might look a bit cocky especially when I'm tired on tension (haha tell me, who in the banking industry never feel tired and tension when it comes about work?). I always welcomed new friends coz I like to be in a company. Ok enough of my friendliness, now I wanna talk about losing friend. It hurts, it hurt more than losing a boyfriend and money (mind u, I'm materialistic). But being me, I'm the type of friend that are always going to speak my mind even if it will hurt u. If you ask me something, I will tell you the most honest answer whether you like it or not. I'm not the type of friend who will always sugarcoating the situation and if you don't like it, then too bad. This is exactly what happened between me and my friend. Why didn't I apologize to her? Coz I'm done with trying to speak my mind and then end-up being seen as the bad girl. It's not going to happen anymore. However, I'm going to miss our colourful friendship. Hopefully, 1 day she will understand the reason for the things I did..

Ok now on the lighter note, I've changed by sony ericsson handphone to a blackberry. Now ladies and gentleman, I have 3 idle phone sitting in a box waiting to rot. I've also changing my telco provider from being a Celcom user to a Digi customer out of grudge. Padan muka Celcom, customer service yang paling buruk dalam dunia. CEO dia tak pernah check ker customer service dorang?? Haish. I love Digi punya customer service, sangat sopan and efficient..tak menyakitkan hati walaupun line Digi ni bley ar kata hidup segan mati tak mahu..but so far I've never encounter problem with Digi. Haha tapi yang paling best, the whole household that convert jadi Digi user thanks to me. Giler kuat pengaruh. So bye-bye Celcom and helloo Digi..

And kalau nak cerita pasal work, I think sampai mati or I quit my organisation pun my workload takkan berubah..1 lagi benda yang tak berubah is me being single.Haha tetiba jer nak cakap pasal status. Though I'm embracing my singlehood but sometimes it is good to have someone to talk to..I'm currently having my crush on someone at work (the longest crush ever, nearly 2 years). Though I rarely see him in the organisation (coz I work in a very big organisation and we didn't work in the same department). Haha pathetic sangat come to think of it. Most of my friends know about this crush loving thing but it only ends there sebab there is no way I can tell him that I like him (news is, he already have a girlfriend...bhuuu). But itis okay coz I always believed in faith though I'm not a firm believer in love. So for now I just go with a flow..

Basically, that is my monthly update. 1 month of activities summed in a blog. Hebat gak kan?? What do you think??